I Married a Nut, Volume I

Last night as we were leaving the grocery store, my husband said to me:

"Sometimes when we're in the grocery store, I want to say mean things to people. They're so inconsiderate! I mean, I know I should probably learn patience and stuff, but... I don't have the patience for that shit."

You know it's bad when you don't have the patience to learn to be patient.

Posted byMJ at 11:14 AM  

2 comments:

Y said... 5/09/2007 3:03 PM  

I know so many people like that, including my mother.

(P.S. It's about time you updated this blog!:)

Roy said... 5/21/2007 9:14 AM  

Ha!
That's awesome. I often tell people that "patience is not a virtue I possess," but I like your husbands way of putting it much, much better.

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